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View JJ3065's profile. JJ3065 774 mail Quote this post Address this userPlus 1 9  See who rated this post
So I'm out last night and some chick called me a meathead cause i insulted her brother...i was so fucking happy when this bitch said it i almost cried...guess the bulk is working.

Have a good sunday you tardo's
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One of the best insults is when people accuse you of steroids but youre natural. I take it as a complement!
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View dwatson's profile. dwatson 6,012 mail Quote this post Address this userPlus 1 1  See who rated this post
Thats awesome haha
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good shit.
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Yeah, I was pretty hyped on that for the night.
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View Zwalk's profile. Zwalk 684 mail Quote this post Address this userPlus 1 0
I've gotten a steroid comment before. Loved it.

Granted it was from someone who knew me when I was like 110-140 pounds
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count it
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View Thor's profile. Thor 1,851 mail Quote this post Address this userPlus 1 2  See who rated this post
My mum frequently asks if I'm on steroids.

"Mum, this is protein powder, you know that."

"I don't know what's in that stuff."
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Originally Posted by Thor
My mum frequently asks if I'm on steroids.

"Mum, this is protein powder, you know that."

"I don't know what's in that stuff."


"Zak you don't need any more supplements they're bad for you"

"Mom...this is a multivitamin...and this is protein powder"

"What's that pink shit?"

"Glutamine..."

"Oh well you don't need it, you're big enough"

"Ok mah, i'm going to the gym"
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Haha yeah I moved out of home for a year and a half but then my mates girlfriend was to much for me to bare. I went back home after all that time, I left when I was 64-66kg and came back when I was 85 lol. She was like are you doing roids? I said no.. She asked if I was sure if there were no steroids in my protein? I was like, cunt I wish
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Most common one i get is "what are those shakes for, aren't they real bad for your liver?"

Mostly from people who go out and get pissed every weekend.

BUUUH!!
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SOJA PROTEIN IS THE BEST! LOL
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View Thor's profile. Thor 1,851 mail Quote this post Address this userPlus 1 1  See who rated this post
"I get all my protein from avocados."

No, no you don't.
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Originally Posted by Thor
My mum frequently asks if I'm on steroids.

"Mum, this is protein powder, you know that."

"I don't know what's in that stuff."


"Zak you don't need any more supplements they're bad for you"

"Mom...this is a multivitamin...and this is protein powder"

"What's that pink shit?"

"Glutamine..."

"Oh well you don't need it, you're big enough"

"Ok mah, i'm going to the gym"

Well... She's right about the glutamine. -EK
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when i bought my first bottle of creatine.. cremagnovol i think it was called around when i started lifting, granted i didnt know any better either, but my mom acted like it was steroids(sorta like irish's long post in another thread) and thought it was the reason i was eating so much more, then i started buying whey and i think my dad looked at me like i was less of a human

lack of education will be the end of the universe as we know it
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Had some girl try and insult me one night out at a club saying

Girl- "Your on roids, you cawk probably dosnt even work"

Later that night after some serious drinking and talking jive ,she found it out worked

Me 1 - Girl 0
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My Dad is a big troll first time he saw I was using a product with creatine he asked me was I not worried about my cock shriveling, he knows it's not what happens he just tries to wind me up.

"Well what good are all the muscles if your willy falls off?"
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My dad asks me what im using all those muscles for at my age, that am so meaty he is scared i wanna become a bouncer , this wasnt compliment he seriously wanted me to stop working out, i almost did but thank God for changing his mind
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Dude dont bring up threads that havent been posted in for like a month.
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Boredom.......it has turned me into a thread scavenger, could you find it in your heart to forgive me
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Heart ?

Haha you really don't know me.
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You have a heart, dont you?
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Heart ?

Haha you really don't know me.


I KNOW YOU
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